“Creative” Pregnancy Portrait: 50 Shades of Wrong

Because if 50 Shades of Grey‘s “dominant” and “submissive” theme belongs anywhere, it’s a maternity photo session at Sears Portrait Studio.
Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.
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dAlexis says:
These are brilliant. BRILLIANT I SAY! Wherever do you get them?
Why did that woman bring a cat toy to her photo shoot? Is she wearing that enormous flower to draw attention to her enormous pregnancy boobs falling out of her tiny vest? What is that dude supposed to be up to anyway?
October 11th, 2012 at 6:04 pm -