12 Things My Dad Surely Would Never Say to Me
Jun 17, 2012 | Filed Under: Top 10 Lists | Tags: Dad, Father's Day, Papa Candy
Happy Father’s Day to all you awesome dads out there, including the best I know: my husband and own dad. In honor of the occasion and my father, I’ve come up with a list of things that he never, ever would have said to me over the years (or would even say to me now):
12. “Can you turn up that music?”
11. “Midnight’s a pretty lame curfew. How ’bout 2AM instead?”
10. “I LOVE that you got your ears pierced without asking. Such an independent spirit!”
9. “That skirt’s a little on the long side, don’t you think?”
8. “You know what your room needs? Even MORE clothes piled on top of each other.”
7. “Here, take the remote.”
6. “I understand why you let your car run out of gas. You have a lot on your mind.”
5. “A date with a boy? Here, take 50 bucks to make it extra-romantic.”
4. “I think we should watch another episode of ‘Saved by the Bell.’”
3. “You need more lipstick.”
2. “Look, I’m in no position to judge — your mom and I were too young when we had sex, too!”
1. “You’re growing up way too slowly.”
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Jen says:
Love this!
June 17th, 2012 at 8:17 pm -Mrs. Harrison Ford says:
My mom on the other hand has asked me to do #10 & #7. She listens to music louder than I do and it’s not due to hearing loss ;0)
June 18th, 2012 at 5:20 pm -Mrs. Harrison Ford says:
Make that 12 and 7. (Helps if I could read)
June 18th, 2012 at 5:21 pm -