“POST-BABY BOD” ALERT: Us Weekly kindly posts this flattering picture of Jessica Simpson’s rear
Fame, ain’t it a b*tch.
BECAUSE THE WORLD NEEDS MORE KARDASHIANS: Khloe Kardashian reportedly starts fertility treatments
Kris Jenner undoubtedly negotiating a deal for a Khloe-branded baster.
GIVING US A HAND: Alyson Hannigan Tweets this photo of three-week-old daughter Keeva Jane, writing, “LOVE”
Little does Alyson know that’s baby sign language for “I’m about to do an explosive poop.”
BOY, OH, BOY: Tamera Mowry-Housley announces she is expecting a — you guessed it — boy
You know her sister is shaking her head and muttering, “Copycat.”