The Family Dish: Jessica Simpson’s Post-Baby Rear End Makes Unwitting World Debut

“POST-BABY BOD” ALERT:  Us Weekly kindly posts this flattering picture of Jessica Simpson’s rear
Fame, ain’t it a b*tch.

BECAUSE THE WORLD NEEDS MORE KARDASHIANS:  Khloe Kardashian reportedly starts fertility treatments
Kris Jenner undoubtedly negotiating a deal for a Khloe-branded baster.

GIVING US A HAND:  Alyson Hannigan Tweets this photo of three-week-old daughter Keeva Jane, writing, “LOVE”
Little does Alyson know that’s baby sign language for “I’m about to do an explosive poop.”

BOY, OH, BOY:  Tamera Mowry-Housley announces she is expecting a — you guessed it — boy
You know her sister is shaking her head and muttering, “Copycat.”

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.