The Family Dish: Jessica Simpson’s Post-Baby Rear End Makes Unwitting World Debut

Jun 13, 2012 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: , , ,

“POST-BABY BOD” ALERT:  Us Weekly kindly posts this flattering picture of Jessica Simpson’s rear
Fame, ain’t it a b*tch.

BECAUSE THE WORLD NEEDS MORE KARDASHIANS:  Khloe Kardashian reportedly starts fertility treatments
Kris Jenner undoubtedly negotiating a deal for a Khloe-branded baster.

GIVING US A HAND:  Alyson Hannigan Tweets this photo of three-week-old daughter Keeva Jane, writing, “LOVE”
Little does Alyson know that’s baby sign language for “I’m about to do an explosive poop.”

BOY, OH, BOY:  Tamera Mowry-Housley announces she is expecting a — you guessed it — boy
You know her sister is shaking her head and muttering, “Copycat.”

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