Candy KirbyEvery once in awhile when my single friends tell me stories about hitting the clubs ’til 4AM, I think, “Oh, to be single and childless again.” And when they tell me stories about the stress of trying to meet good guys on dating sites, I think, “Oh, thank goodness I’m happily married with kids.”
And when I tell them that I haven’t had a decent night’s sleep in a year and they smell the milk-crusted lining in my Marc Jacobs purse, they probably think, “Oh, thank goodness I don’t have kids.”
If you are an ol’ married person who enjoys hearing tidbits about the dating scene, or if you just happen to be a person who likes chuckling at bizarre photographs, here are some real-life profile pics that single women actually have to wade through to find their prince on the dating site OKCupid.
These men may be lovely people who would make terrific life partners; however, keep in mind: these are the photos (and descriptions) of themselves they considered the most romantic and date-worthy.
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The Laughing Stork
I can’t believe how many matches Pageant Guy has!
Seeing band-aids on that guys face made me throw up in my mouth a little.
As one who has to wade through those profiles… Friday nights alone, snorting soda because I’m reading The Laughing Stork while drinking isn’t so bad. 😉
I often spend my Friday nights snorting soda through my nose while surfing the ‘Net, too, while my kids sleep and my husband snores on the sofa… so perhaps life isn’t so different! (Although you [hopefully] got to sleep in this morning way later than I did.)
Wow.
Just wow.