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Things People Say When You’re Pregnant — and What They Really Mean

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Things People Say When You’re Pregnant — and What They Really Mean

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Having been through two pregnancies, myself, I thought I would share my expert translation services for pregnant women.  Here are some of the things people say when you’re pregnant — and what they really mean (complete with my own trip down big-bellied memory lane with my maternity pictures).

WHAT THEY SAY:  Oh my gosh, look at YOU!

WHAT THEY MEAN:  You’re huge.

WHAT THEY SAY:  So… are you due soon?

WHAT THEY MEAN:  You’re huge.

WHAT THEY SAY:  I can tell the way you’re carrying that you’re having a girl.

WHAT THEY MEAN:  You’re huge.

WHAT THEY SAY:  Don’t worry; I’m sure that weight will come off fast.

WHAT THEY MEAN:  You’re huge.

WHAT THEY SAY:  Sleeping must be really uncomfortable these days.

WHAT THEY MEAN:  You’re huge.

WHAT THEY SAY:  You have the frame to carry it off well.

WHAT THEY MEAN:  You’re huge.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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