WHOLE ‘NOTHER KIND OF WORLD PREMIERE: Katherine Heigl introduces baby Adalaide
As Naleigh puts a reassuring hand on Katherine’s shoulder: “Mom, let’s have a talk about that crimping iron…”
IF ONLY I COULD LOOK THIS “HIDEOUS”: Aishwarya Rai appears at Cannes looking gorgeous, amidst criticism for — GASP! — retaining some baby weight
In other insightful observations, that logo behind her head totally makes her look like she has horns.
THE CALL OF ADOPTION: Former Biggest Loser trainer Jillian Michaels — who brought her 2-year-old daughter home from Haiti just days after her partner delivered their son, says “adoption is a calling”
And with two kids two and under, there will be something else calling her: a whole ton of dirty diapers waiting to be changed.
CUSTODY BATTLE: Usher’s custody battle grows ugly, with his ex-wife accusing him of caring more about partying than their sons and sleeping with one of her bridesmaids
Yeah, well, SHE slept with an Usher! (See what I did there? I know, I know…*GONG*)
Bethenny Ever the Self-Promoter: In response to rumors of a divorce, Bethenny Frankel tells fans to watch her talk show for the real scoop
Because what’s the sense in having marital strife if you can’t parlay it into ratings?