The Afternoon Dish: Monroe and Moroccan’s First Birthday Picture and Snooki’s Sacrifice for Her Baby

DOUBLE THE CUTENESS:  Mariah and Nick share a picture from Monroe & Moroccan’s first birthday party in Paris
Matching white outfits — all the better to smear chocolate icing on!

A MOTHER’S SACRIFICE:  Pregnant Snooki gives up tanning for her baby
In related news, tanning salons in New Jersey reporting 90% dip in sales.

FASHION:  Jessica Simpson launches maternity line
Including imaginary umbrellas for only $9.99!

FROM THE MOMMY ‘HOOD:  Charlize Theron says she has “always wanted to experience motherhood
It all started 12 years ago, when she got a taste of being around a child all the time while co-starring with Ben Affleck.

BABY NAME ANNOUNCEMENTKatherine Heigl and Josh Kelley name their daughter Adalaide Marie Hope
Or, as Naleigh calls her, “that little thing who’d better not steal my toys.”

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).