Mother’s Day Portraits Gone Awry

May 11, 2012 | Filed Under: Awesome Family Photos, Slide Shows | Tags: Just Wrong, Mother's Day

Re-posted from last year, with several extra-heartwarming additions…

Ah, Mom. In honor of Mother’s Day being right around the corner, here are a few pictures that prove us moms are something special, all right.

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Kids have a way of expressing their appreciation from the very beginning.

I think *all* kids have heard from their mother at some point, "If you love me, you will carry me wearing a bandage bikini."

This mom requested a meal in bed: a beefcake sandwich.

Waiting for everyone to smile at the same time can be a long, tiring process, indeed.

Good thing the kids are wearing masks to conceal their identity.

That girl is SO ready to call Child Protective Services.

Mom says, "Ho Ho Ho!"

"Where are your jazz hands, kids? JAZZ HANDS!"

Just a candid, natural peek into their everyday life.

The kid in the back just totally goosed Mom.

Let's just assume Mom is wearing a strapless bikini. *AHEM*

"What do you say, kid? Will you let me perform with you in the school talent show or what?"

All Mom ever wanted was for her daughters to blend in.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

5 Responses to “Mother’s Day Portraits Gone Awry”

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Newb says:

Wow. Those are truly horrifying! That hockey mom – what on earth made her think that was a good idea?? Those kids will be scarred forever. Please smack me on the side of the head if I ever embarrass my kids like that.
May 4th, 2011 at 4:54 am - Reply
Julie says:

Oh my god, I feel so embarrassed for them just looking at those photos
May 4th, 2011 at 7:18 am - Reply
Mrs. Harrison Ford says:

Why is the hockey mom only wearing a bra on top? I don’t want to see that and I’m pretty sure her sons definitely don’t! Hiding their identities, indeed!
May 4th, 2011 at 7:45 am - Reply
Candy says:

Yeah, the Hockey Mom photo begs a lot of questions — but I don’t think I want to know the answers.
May 4th, 2011 at 9:35 am - Reply
La-Gringa says:

check out the garter on mrs clause. this is so sad becasue the little kids dont know its wrong but the older one looks like he does not wanna be there.
September 23rd, 2011 at 10:21 am - Reply