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Free Stuff Alert: Download and Share “If Mom Had Three Minutes” E-Book for Tips & Coupon Toward Clorox Wipes

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Free Stuff Alert: Download and Share “If Mom Had Three Minutes” E-Book for Tips & Coupon Toward Clorox Wipes

If you happen to have three minutes today, I suggest heading over to the If Mom Had Three Minutes section of Clorox’s Facebook page and downloading the FREE e-book called — yes, you guessed it — If Mom Had Three Minutes.  Inspired by ideas from real moms and dads, the book offers funny and useful way to maximize those coveted three minutes.  My personal favorite:  “If Mom Had Three Minutes, she would challenge her three-year-old to a cleaning contest.  Mom would clean the kitchen counters with Clorox Disinfecting Wipes, while the three-year-old used baby wipes to clean her play kitchen.  The winner would get to take a nap!  (With any luck, it would be a tie.)”

Oh yes, I already do this with my two-year-old.  Only the “winner” gets to clean the rest of the house!  (Somehow, Skye “wins” every time.  Darn it!  *AHEM*)

If you share the e-book with friends, you’ll also receive a $1 off coupon for Clorox® Disinfecting Wipes (while supplies last and if you don’t want it, you can skip it).  I happen to be a big believer in the wipes, and was well before partnering with Clorox on this campaign, because it makes cleaning easy for dummies.  Which I am.  A domestic dummy, that is.

In case you are doing the mental calculation of how those three minutes were allotted:

Download e-book:  10 seconds

Read e-book:  1 minute

Share e-book:  10 seconds

Remaining minute and 40 seconds:  Sip cocktail while two-year-old cleans rest of house

In case it wasn’t obvious:  I am being compensated by The Clorox Company to talk about my favorite time-saving, multi-tasking tip(s) as part of the If Mom Had Three Minutes program.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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