The Laughing Stork’s In-Depth Investigation Reveals… The Top 25 Celebrity DILFs

May 4, 2012 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags: DILF, Famous DILFs, Hot Celebrity Dads

Sometimes my job as a family and parenting columnist involves tremendously hard work — and no feature has demanded more of my dedication than this one, “The Top 25 Celebrity DILFs” (Dads I Like to, um… Fantasize About; yeah, that’s the ticket), requiring me to stay up late at night googling “hot celebrity dads” and eyeballing dozens upon dozens of pictures of David Beckham without his shirt on.

Yes, it’s a tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it.

Here it is, the product of my sweat, blood and drool: a gallery of 25 celebrity DILFS, complete with their family low-down, DILF-able (totally a word, don’t even bother looking it up) qualities and, for your fantasy purposes, what I imagine their O-faces must look like. (Oh yes, I went there.)

By the way, if you think I’ve overlooked any worthy celebrity DILFs — and I’m sure many of you will — feel free to give them a shout-out in the comments section. Perhaps I’ll add them to the DILF gallery and make this an ongoing feature. Again, that’s just how dedicated I am.

Celebrity DILFs Gallery>>

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About Candy

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

6 Responses to “The Laughing Stork’s In-Depth Investigation Reveals… The Top 25 Celebrity DILFs”

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DayeLily says:

What about Colin Firth???
May 4th, 2012 at 5:37 am - Reply
Sheryl says:

I enjoyed that.
May 4th, 2012 at 6:29 am - Reply
Deeva says:

Nice way to spend my Friday morning, lol!! I would also like to cast a vote for Denzel Washington.
May 4th, 2012 at 6:29 am - Reply
Mom Oh Mom says:

LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS! O FACES ARE HYSTERICAL. WHAT ABOUT BEN STILLER TOO!
May 4th, 2012 at 10:56 am - Reply
lainey says:

All your efforts are much appreciated.
May 4th, 2012 at 2:57 pm - Reply
Corinne says:

Best. list. ever! I’m reading this at work and trying not to crack up at the o-face commentary! Next time (and please let there be a next time!) don’t forget David Boreanaz.
August 30th, 2012 at 8:20 am - Reply