SURPRISE STORK ALERT: Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley adopt second daughter
Which, by my precise calculations, makes Josh…seriously outnumbered.
SISTER, SISTER, BABY, BABY: Tamera Mowry expecting first baby
Great. There goes my ability to tell the twins apart by saying, “The one with the baby.”
POST-BABY SIGHTING: Jennifer Garner “debuts post-baby bod in mini-dress”
Because, you know, all new moms say, “Hey, time to go out and debut my POST-BABY BOD!”
PREGNANCY RUMOR: Megan Fox is pregnant, confirms a “source”
And isn’t it obvious? Just look at that picture: Brian is obviously catching a whiff of pregnancy gas.