The Family Dish: Katherine Heigl Welcomes Baby #2 and Megan Fox is Totally, Absolutely, Maybe Pregnant

SURPRISE STORK ALERTKatherine Heigl and Josh Kelley adopt second daughter
Which, by my precise calculations, makes Josh…seriously outnumbered.

SISTER, SISTER, BABY, BABYTamera Mowry expecting first baby
Great.  There goes my ability to tell the twins apart by saying, “The one with the baby.”

POST-BABY SIGHTING:  Jennifer Garner “debuts post-baby bod in mini-dress”
Because, you know, all new moms say, “Hey, time to go out and debut my POST-BABY BOD!”

PREGNANCY RUMOR:  Megan Fox is pregnant, confirms a “source”
And isn’t it obvious?  Just look at that picture:  Brian is obviously catching a whiff of pregnancy gas.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.