The Dish: Angelina and Brad to Make Honest Folks Out of Each Other & Mattel to Make Katniss Barbie

FIRST COME SIX KIDS, THEN COMES MARRIAGEBrad Pitt and Angelina Jolie confirm that they are, in fact, ENGAGED!
And everyone wants to know:  What role will Angelina’s Leg play in the ceremony?  Guest Book Attendant?  Limb of Honor?

PREGNANCY TALK:  Hilary Duff says she “didn’t love” being pregnant
What, hemorrhoids and heartburn and swollen feet didn’t make you swoon?  Freak.

SAVED BY THE BAG:  Elizabeth Berkley employs the ol sitcom trick of covering her bump with a bag
In other news, Elizabeth Berkley is pregnant?

BABY’S WORLD DEBUT:  Roselyn Sanchez shares exclusive look at three-month-old daughter Sebella
And, really, what new mom doesn’t lounge around the house in a dress like that?

YET ANOTHER BARBIE:  This time, one inspired by Hunger Games‘ Katniss Everdeen
WARNING: This doll may obliterate your child’s other toys for food

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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  • I don’t enjoy being a little chubby, so I REALLY don’t think I’ll enjoy being pregnant. Maybe I can rent out someone else’s womb?