The Dish: Angelina and Brad to Make Honest Folks Out of Each Other & Mattel to Make Katniss Barbie

Apr 13, 2012 | Filed Under: Celebrities | Tags:

FIRST COME SIX KIDS, THEN COMES MARRIAGEBrad Pitt and Angelina Jolie confirm that they are, in fact, ENGAGED!
And everyone wants to know:  What role will Angelina’s Leg play in the ceremony?  Guest Book Attendant?  Limb of Honor?

PREGNANCY TALK:  Hilary Duff says she “didn’t love” being pregnant
What, hemorrhoids and heartburn and swollen feet didn’t make you swoon?  Freak.

SAVED BY THE BAG:  Elizabeth Berkley employs the ol sitcom trick of covering her bump with a bag
In other news, Elizabeth Berkley is pregnant?

BABY’S WORLD DEBUT:  Roselyn Sanchez shares exclusive look at three-month-old daughter Sebella
And, really, what new mom doesn’t lounge around the house in a dress like that?

YET ANOTHER BARBIE:  This time, one inspired by Hunger Games‘ Katniss Everdeen
WARNING: This doll may obliterate your child’s other toys for food

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  1. Mrs. Harrison Ford says:

    I don’t enjoy being a little chubby, so I REALLY don’t think I’ll enjoy being pregnant. Maybe I can rent out someone else’s womb?



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