Today’s Dish: Alicia Silverstone in Defense of Spit-Feeding & Ashley Judd in Defense of Her “Puffy” Face

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CELEBRITY BABY CULINARY DEBATE:  Alicia Silverstone defends her chew-n-spit feeding technique, saying: “People have been feeding their kids that way for thousands of years. It’s a weaning process. … I think it’s adorable and I laugh every time he does it.”
“It’s true; my family has been doing it for centuries.”  — Big Bird

THE CHALLENGES OF MOTHERHOOD:  Katherine Heigl opens up about initially struggling to bond with her adopted daughter, Naleigh, revealing:  “Her rejection almost broke my heart.”
Yeah, okay, that almost trumps my tale of woe about the time my baby boy peed in my face.  ALMOST.

CELEBRITY OFFSPRING SIGHTINGOur first real glimpse of Jenna Fischer’s 7-month-old son, Weston
“Uh, Mom?  Are you really going to let me make my world debut in this hat?”

POSSIBLE CAREER CHANGE ALERT:  Jessica Alba spotted putting a wrestler in a choke-hold
Years of changing squirmy babies’ diapers prepared her for this moment.

AWESOMENESS REPORT:  Ashley Judd slams media — and other women — for body-shaming females
At the risk of sounding like a woman admiring her own reflection in a Special K commercial:  YOU GO, GIRL!

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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  1. Paul B.

    April 11, 2012 at 5:26 am

    I’ve heard of weirder stuff than this, but I’ve gotta admit – that’s pretty seriously out there.

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