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The Evening Dish: January Jones Eats Her Placenta; Jessica Simpson Thinks Wedding is BYOT (Bring Your Own Tent)

HUNGRY CELEBRITIES: January Jones eats her own placenta to “help her get through the long hours” at work
Because coffee is just gross.

PREGNANT CELEBRITIES:  Jessica Simpson goes to a wedding in Palm Springs
And if they lose their hotel key, they can always just pitch her dress and stay in there!

MORE PREGNANT CELEBRITIES:  Uma Thurman wears a bikini in St. Bart’s
If she needs a cover-up, I know somebody who might have some extra material to share.

SMOKING CELEBRITIES:  Madonna’s 15-year-old daughter, Lourdes, seen smoking in NYC
Aaaawwww, the Daily Mail is SO telling on you, Lourdes!

VACATIONING CELEBRITIES:  Denise Richards, 9-month-old Eloise and Lola, 6, stroll around Hawaii
Uh-oh.  Looks like Lola just caught a whiff of bad pineapple.  Or her sister’s diaper.

QUOTE-UNQUOTE CELEBRITIES:  Camille Grammer quits Real Housewives after she’s demoted to “guest star” and replaced with a model
Dumped for another woman again? Ouch.

SHOPPING CELEBRITIES: Amanda Peet and 4-year-old daughter Frankie hit The Grove in L.A.
With Amanda wearing that “Oh crap, I really hope I’m not being photographed right now” look.  (I feel ya, Amanda.  Happens to me with the paps ALL THE TIME.)

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

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