HUNGRY CELEBRITIES: January Jones eats her own placenta to “help her get through the long hours” at work
Because coffee is just gross.
PREGNANT CELEBRITIES: Jessica Simpson goes to a wedding in Palm Springs
And if they lose their hotel key, they can always just pitch her dress and stay in there!
MORE PREGNANT CELEBRITIES: Uma Thurman wears a bikini in St. Bart’s
If she needs a cover-up, I know somebody who might have some extra material to share.
SMOKING CELEBRITIES: Madonna’s 15-year-old daughter, Lourdes, seen smoking in NYC
Aaaawwww, the Daily Mail is SO telling on you, Lourdes!
VACATIONING CELEBRITIES: Denise Richards, 9-month-old Eloise and Lola, 6, stroll around Hawaii
Uh-oh. Looks like Lola just caught a whiff of bad pineapple. Or her sister’s diaper.
QUOTE-UNQUOTE CELEBRITIES: Camille Grammer quits Real Housewives after she’s demoted to “guest star” and replaced with a model
Dumped for another woman again? Ouch.
SHOPPING CELEBRITIES: Amanda Peet and 4-year-old daughter Frankie hit The Grove in L.A.
With Amanda wearing that “Oh crap, I really hope I’m not being photographed right now” look. (I feel ya, Amanda. Happens to me with the paps ALL THE TIME.)