Holy Baby-Makin’ Machine, Batman! Tori Spelling Pregnant Yet Again with Baby #4

Move over, Ryan Seacrest — Tori Spelling’s Uterus has officially stolen your tiara crown as the hardest-working member of Hollywood!

Just five months after giving birth to daughter Hattie, Tori Spelling has announced on her Web site that she is pregnant yet again with baby numero cuatro, saying:

“Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way.  We feel truly blessed that another angel has found us. Love, Tori xoxo.”

Considering most people don’t announce they’re pregnant until the second trimester, that means they may have conceived just two months after Miss Hattie was born.  Yowza.  I barely had the energy to say the word “sex” at that point.  But, hey, more power to ’em, I suppose.

Stay tuned for the next season of their reality show:  Tori & Dean:  Reproducing Like Rabbits!

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

1 Comment

  1. Sarah

    Mar 23, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    I must admit I am slightly freaked out by the size of her belly, even though I know that you show earlier with each pregnancy. Holy breeding like bunnies batman!