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CELEBRITY:  Jessica Simpson Nude on the Cover of Elle
She meant to wear clothes, but suffered from world’s worst case of pregnancy brain.

PARENTS OF THE YEAR: Parents Forget Child, 3, at Chuck E. Cheese’s, Until They See It on TV News
Blame it on the Chuck E. Cheese Band’s oddly mesmerizing powers.

HEALTH: Pregnancy Seems to Protect Against Multiple Sclerosis
Almost makes up for the whole nipple hair growth thing.

STYLE: Gwen Stefani’s Harajuku Mini Spring Kids’ Line for Target Hits Stores
It also hit my wallet. (Damn you, Gwen, and your irresistibly whimsical style!)

MOMS & WORK:  Soccer Mom with Four Kids Busted for Running Manhattan Brothel
Her kids and employees had one thing in common:  they were all required to be in a bed by 8 p.m.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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