Family & Parenting Humor

The Laughing Stork Gossip Exclusive: Blind Item

Published on Feb 29, 2012

Which TV show sidekick suffers from a debilitating case of bunions due to wearing high heels for 82 years straight?

Insiders say the star of the TV show, also rumored to be the sidekick’s love interest, rules the set with an iron, glove-clad fist — refusing to let her switch to more sensible flats or take medical leave to have corrective surgery. As big fans of her hot diggity dance moves, we can only hope this bunion babe stands up for herself and sheds her mousy personality — and nasty foot growths — soon. (In fact, the next mystery mouseketool is rumored to be a pair of balls for her. Fingers crossed!)

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).