In This Week’s Family News…

"I don't think this is what they mean by 'French Parenting,' people!"

INTERNATIONAL:  An American Mom Discovers the Wisdom of French Parenting
Well, I don’t know about the kids, but saying “oui, oui” always makes ME laugh.

CELEBRITY:  Jessica Simpson Spotted Shopping for Pink Baby Clothes
Awwww. If it is indeed a baby girl, she can name her after her dad: Papa Jo!

BEAUTY:  Young Teens Ask YouTube Users If They’re “Ugly”
Because if anyone will make you feel better about yourself, it’s the compassionate YouTube Community. *Ahem*

LITERATURE:  Stephen Colbert Releasing Kids’ Book Titled, I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)
A career book about the stripper industry, perhaps?

FOOD:  Taco Bell Launching New Doritos Taco Shell
A cheese-flavored shell — for when you want more dairy in your kid’s diet.

SOCIAL MEDIA:  Facebook Removes Breastfeeding Pics From “Respect the Breast” Page
If they want to get rid of something truly offensive, how about their ever-changing privacy policy instead?

“CELEBRITY”:  Kourtney Kardashian Reveals She is Having a Baby Girl
And both Grandma and Grandpa Jenner are OVERJOYED…

Really!  They’re smiling!  Well, as much as they can these days…