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POP CULTURE: Mattel Makes Prince William and Kate Middleton Dolls for Royal Wedding Anniversary
No word on whether the William doll’s hair plugs are sold separately.

POLITICS:  Santorum Backer Suggests Aspirin as Birth Control
But then wives won’t be able to use the ol’ “Not tonight, dear, I’ve got a headache” excuse!

EDUCATION:  Teacher Makes Students Write Letters to Jailed Boyfriend with Kiddie-Porn Charge
Well, how else are they going to learn how to spell S-L-A-M-M-E-R?

CELEBRITY: Jason Bateman Welcomes Daughter Maple Sylvie
Named in honor of their close relative, Aunt Jemima

TECHNOLOGY: FTC Tears into Apple and Google for Lack of Privacy in Kids’ Apps
Oooohhhh, you are so grounded, Apple and Android!

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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