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Her excitement quickly waned when she found out they can’t put him back.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.


  1. J-Force

    Feb 6, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    Oh how fun, she’s a show-girl.

  2. Mama Mia

    Feb 6, 2012 at 10:39 pm

    Teaching her son where babies come from??

  3. iLoveMom

    Apr 23, 2012 at 6:47 am

    MAMA MIA – You are wonderful! 🙂 its nice with a mom willing to teach 🙂