And Here I Am, Trying to Give Medicine to My Sick Baby…

Ever have to get a syringe of medicine in a cranky baby’s mouth? OH. MY. LORD. I’d surely emerge from alligator wrestling with fewer injuries than I do after extracting a booger from Drew’s nose.
Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.
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Manapan says:
Swaddle him and strap him in the car seat, then try the booger extraction. It’s the only thing that works for us. (Though I do worry that someday my son is going to be a bondage enthusiast and have absolutely no idea why!)
February 2nd, 2012 at 6:46 am -Candy says:
Bondage enthusiast or not, at least his nasal passage will be clear!
February 5th, 2012 at 11:48 pm -Mrs. Harrison Ford says:
That’s how it looks when you try and give your cats medicine too! Maybe they’re in on it together? ;0)
February 2nd, 2012 at 8:00 am -Candy says:
Totally. Even when I try to sneak medicine in my cats’ food, they look at me like, “Nice try, woman.” Would not be at all surprised if the cats and kids are in cahoots!
February 5th, 2012 at 11:50 pm -