Venn Diagram: Woman vs. Family (A.K.A. My Week Thus Far)

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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  1. Mrs. Harrison Ford

    Jan 31, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    Time to call Grandma!

    • Candy

      Jan 31, 2012 at 1:56 pm

      Tell me about it. If only both of them didn’t live on the opposite coast!

      • Mrs. Harrison Ford

        Feb 1, 2012 at 4:55 pm

        If I wasn’t in Missouri, I would so be there!

  2. Newb

    Jan 31, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    And now I have a good answer for my daughter when she asks whhhhhhyyyyyyy she has to learn veeeennnnnn diaaaggggrams??? What good will they ever do me in life???? (read this in a nasally teenager voice for the full effect). You never know when you will become a world famous blogger!

    • Mr. Candy

      Jan 31, 2012 at 8:37 pm

      . . . or a management consultant.

      • Newb

        Jan 31, 2012 at 8:48 pm

        Yeaaahhhh…not much chance of that (glancing over at her 15 year old daughter cramming for her “easy math” exam tomorrow and almost crying).

        • Candy

          Jan 31, 2012 at 10:40 pm

          May not want to mention the blogger thing. Probably a disincentive.

  3. J-Force

    Feb 2, 2012 at 6:17 am

    So true! Whenever my husband is out of town, the kids come down with the worst stuff and I’m feeling like I have Ebola. Every. Single. Time.

    • Candy

      Feb 5, 2012 at 11:52 pm

      Yup. Without fail.

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