Venn Diagram: Woman vs. Family (A.K.A. My Week Thus Far)

Jan 31, 2012 | Filed Under: Satire | Tags: My So-Called Life

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

9 Responses to “Venn Diagram: Woman vs. Family (A.K.A. My Week Thus Far)”

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Mrs. Harrison Ford says:

Time to call Grandma!
January 31st, 2012 at 12:40 pm - Reply
- Candy says:
  
  Tell me about it. If only both of them didn’t live on the opposite coast!
  January 31st, 2012 at 1:56 pm - Reply
  - Mrs. Harrison Ford says:
    
    If I wasn’t in Missouri, I would so be there!
    February 1st, 2012 at 4:55 pm - Reply
Newb says:

And now I have a good answer for my daughter when she asks whhhhhhyyyyyyy she has to learn veeeennnnnn diaaaggggrams??? What good will they ever do me in life???? (read this in a nasally teenager voice for the full effect). You never know when you will become a world famous blogger!
January 31st, 2012 at 2:15 pm - Reply
- Mr. Candy says:
  
  . . . or a management consultant.
  January 31st, 2012 at 8:37 pm - Reply
  - Newb says:
    
    Yeaaahhhh…not much chance of that (glancing over at her 15 year old daughter cramming for her “easy math” exam tomorrow and almost crying).
    January 31st, 2012 at 8:48 pm - Reply
    - Candy says:
      
      May not want to mention the blogger thing. Probably a disincentive.
      January 31st, 2012 at 10:40 pm - Reply
J-Force says:

So true! Whenever my husband is out of town, the kids come down with the worst stuff and I’m feeling like I have Ebola. Every. Single. Time.
February 2nd, 2012 at 6:17 am - Reply
- Candy says:
  
  Yup. Without fail.
  February 5th, 2012 at 11:52 pm - Reply