Heidi Klum and Seal, who always seemed like the kind of couple with whom I’d like to have play dates, if only they would return my many calls and lift the restraining order, have confirmed they are separating after almost seven years of marriage.
I know… bummer, right? And not just about the restraining order.
Heidi, 38, and Seal, 48, released a joint statement to People saying:
“While we have enjoyed seven very loving, loyal and happy years of marriage, after much soul-searching we have decided to separate.”
Translation: Time to scratch the 7-year itch! (Which Heidi seems to be doing with that saxophone.)
*Sigh* R.I.P. Marriage of Heidi and Seal. Their marriage is, of course, survived by their children Leni, 7, Henry, 6, Johan, 5, and Lou, 2, as well as the indelible visual of Seal’s sizable package in biker shorts, thanks to Heidi’s impossible-to-forget story of how she and Seal first met.