Top 10 Signs You’ve Eaten Too Much on Thanksgiving

Nov 23, 2011 | Filed Under: Top 10 Lists | Tags: Lucy, Thanksgiving, Yummy

10. After dinner, you are forced to slip on your old maternity pants.

9. Your old maternity pants don’t fit.

8. You lie down to take a little nap and wake up in mid-August.

7. You find yourself using the phrase, “I really shouldn’t, but…”

6. You eat all of the leftovers. On Thanksgiving.

5. Your toddler asks if you’re pregnant again.

4. Getting up from the couch requires the assistance of the local fire department.

3. Actual gravy is oozing from your pores.

2. The Macy’s Parade staff keeps trying to hitch you to the front of a float.

1. You look like this:

Lucy and the rest of our zoo wish everyone a happy, excessive amounts of food-filled holiday! To those who don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, we wish you a happy, excessive amounts of food-filled day.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

2 Responses to “Top 10 Signs You’ve Eaten Too Much on Thanksgiving”

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Eize says:

Food-filled day is good over here.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!
November 23rd, 2011 at 7:53 am - Reply
Mrs. Harrison Ford says:

Happy Thanksgiving to the entire Kirby household!
November 23rd, 2011 at 8:11 am - Reply