Awkward Baby Shower Cakes: Push It Good

Baby showers are a time for women to “ooohhh” and “aaahhh” over tiny socks and breast pumps, and for men to be thankful they’re not women.

Also, apparently, a time to let the Baby Mama know exactly what’s in store for her:

A cake AND effective birth control

Never before did I think I would have to censor a baby shower cake, but there’s a first for everything, I suppose — including the first time I’ve looked at a dessert and actually LOST my appetite (truly, a Sign of the Apocalypse).

For those of you who forgot your I.D. in order to see this X-rated goodie in all its uncensored glory, YES, the carpet matches the curtains.  I know you were wondering.  Sicko!

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

20 Comments

  1. Eize

    May 21, 2009 at 5:26 am

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

  2. Dali

    May 21, 2009 at 7:53 am

    Wow, I wonder if this decorator does wedding cakes. Maybe one of the Bride and Groom in the act of consummating the marriage would top this gem. Yikes!

  3. ashleyy

    May 21, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    .wow this is so cute?

  4. Debutante

    May 26, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    That is really gross ! Yeesh.

  5. Cowgirl in the Sand

    May 29, 2009 at 7:48 am

    Apparently the mother’s milk has already come in. That’s nice.

  6. noneofurbusiness

    Jul 8, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    thats kinda a sick cake 🙁

  7. Alex

    Jul 17, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    Sick. I want one.

  8. ChelleS28

    Jul 19, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    I wonder who ended up with either the vjay-jay or the bb’s piece(s)??

  9. Eve

    Sep 23, 2009 at 11:46 am

    Woah! I’m planning my friend’s baby shower, if I got her a cake like this, she will freak out! maybe she would have the baby right there! lol.

  10. haley

    Sep 24, 2009 at 10:29 am

    ummm,wow that is very akward if i got this at my baby show id flip(:

  11. shellyw

    Nov 7, 2009 at 10:03 am

    I’m a pretty risque cake decorator myself, but that is just gross. Would you put a picture of this in your baby memories book?

  12. RG

    Jan 10, 2010 at 12:29 am

    Hahahaha…i luv it!! if u have a group with a good sense of humour thats an awesome cake to have…seriously awesome!!

  13. MrSilva

    Jan 27, 2010 at 7:38 am

    Disturbing true. Even more disturbing, this is not a custom cake per se. Its a stock design from a Chicago bakery (http://www.alliance-bakery.com/cakes/drawings-on-cakes/). Someone else made one for Megan. Let’s just say that the hair color is not the only customizable option.

  14. Cheryl

    Mar 6, 2010 at 9:28 am

    It’s no worse than the Baccalaureate cake I using Twinkies as a cream filled penis!!!

  15. Leo the Yardie Chick

    Mar 9, 2010 at 11:20 am

    This belongs on Cake Wrecks!

  16. sara

    Mar 26, 2010 at 8:19 am

    thats sick

  17. Wordfiend

    Apr 19, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    Just saw this cake at Cake Wrecks blog, and thought of your site: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/03/shapely-cakes.html

  18. Isha

    Jun 26, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    This cake is BEAUTIFUL! How is it sick? its what the body of a woman does. We women are amazing and if you are a woman who comment or thinks this is gross, re-check yourself. We are not to be ashamed of what we do naturally. When you get in tuned with yourselves ladies think about celebrating your daughters, nieces, friends periods. Period parties are fun and educating, its a great way to tell your young one that it is not scary/nasty or dangerous what is happening in her body. Love your cunt and love yourselves… (book to read) CUNT by Igna Muscio

  19. Ella Ponce

    Oct 7, 2010 at 6:49 pm

    This baby shower cake is very cute and unique because of its design. Maybe they want to share more cute designs for us.

  20. Kraken Corgi

    Feb 18, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    LOL – That’s a funny cake!