Alyssa Milano Tells Fans to Chill: “I’m normal amounts of pregnant!”

Aug 25, 2011 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture

Apparently, Alyssa Milano’s fans think her baby is overcooked — always an ego boost when people think you look overdue when you’re not — so Samantha Micelli hopped on Twitter yesterday to let them know she and baby boy Bugliari are right on schedule, thankyouverymuch:

Guys, I’m not over due… Not even close. I’m normal amounts of pregnant. Patience. Let the little dude do what he needs to do. Patience. ”

There you have it, Alyssa Milano fans. And if you’re still looking for something to gossip about? How ’bout that last name…? BUGLIARI. I challenge you to say it five times fast — BUGLIARI BUGLIARI BUGLIARI BUGLIARI BUGLIARI — without it eroding into BOOGIE.

Not. Even. Possible.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.