Behind the Smile

Pop quiz!  Drew is smiling because __________:

1.  He’s recounting the story about how he made his mom lactate at a party over the weekend, causing two large wet spots to appear around her breasts and putting her in the embarrassing position of having to ask the hostess for a blow dryer so she could blow her boobs dry.  Ha, haaaaa!

2.  He’s happy the Gaddafi regime is crumbling.

3.  He mistakenly thinks 10 weeks old is the age at which he gets the keys to the car.

4.  He’s cute and he knows it.

5.  (HINT:  It’s this one)  All of the above.

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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  • Ok, you need to stop posting the cute, cause my husband’s going to kill you. He doesn’t seem to think we need another baby with our youngest being eleven and all. But I want one of these!

    • I should probably balance out the cute by also noting that he still wakes up every three hours at night, refuses to sleep anywhere outside of my arms during the day, and peed & pooped on me simultaneously today.

      Hope that saves me from your husband’s hit list.

      And blowing my boobs dry in the back bedroom in the midst of a party was a particularly glamorous moment for me.

  • I combined #3 and #4 = He knows he’s cute and he’s working it to get the keys to the car!

  • Seriously, how can he be THIS cute?
    and as someone WITHOUT children or experience in raising them, I think this smile is worth all those sleepless nights. And his refusal to sleep anywhere but in your arms? Totally adorable.