Behind the Smile

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Pop quiz!  Drew is smiling because __________:

1.  He’s recounting the story about how he made his mom lactate at a party over the weekend, causing two large wet spots to appear around her breasts and putting her in the embarrassing position of having to ask the hostess for a blow dryer so she could blow her boobs dry.  Ha, haaaaa!

2.  He’s happy the Gaddafi regime is crumbling.

3.  He mistakenly thinks 10 weeks old is the age at which he gets the keys to the car.

4.  He’s cute and he knows it.

5.  (HINT:  It’s this one)  All of the above.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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13 Comments

  1. Newb

    August 23, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    Ok, you need to stop posting the cute, cause my husband’s going to kill you. He doesn’t seem to think we need another baby with our youngest being eleven and all. But I want one of these!

    • Newb

      August 23, 2011 at 1:50 pm

      But…”blow her boobs dry” – snort!

    • Candy

      August 23, 2011 at 10:09 pm

      I should probably balance out the cute by also noting that he still wakes up every three hours at night, refuses to sleep anywhere outside of my arms during the day, and peed & pooped on me simultaneously today.

      Hope that saves me from your husband’s hit list.

      And blowing my boobs dry in the back bedroom in the midst of a party was a particularly glamorous moment for me.

      • mrsharrisonford

        August 24, 2011 at 7:53 pm

        I slept through the night at 6 weeks. My dad loved this! I made up for it by throwing up on all of my parents shirts ;0)

        • Candy

          August 26, 2011 at 10:21 am

          Any parent would love that. (The sleep, not the soiled shirts.)

  2. Deeva

    August 23, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    I am not just saying this- that is one seriously cute baby you’ve got there Candy!!

  3. Julie

    August 23, 2011 at 11:07 pm

    You two seriously make the cutest, most beautiful babies!

    • Candy

      August 26, 2011 at 10:17 am

      How sweet of you to say.

    • Mr. Candy

      August 27, 2011 at 9:19 pm

      Thanks

  4. Eize

    August 24, 2011 at 9:47 am

    I combined #3 and #4 = He knows he’s cute and he’s working it to get the keys to the car!

    • Candy

      August 26, 2011 at 10:17 am

      I think you’re on to something there, Eize.

  5. Sarah

    August 26, 2011 at 12:08 am

    Seriously, how can he be THIS cute?
    and as someone WITHOUT children or experience in raising them, I think this smile is worth all those sleepless nights. And his refusal to sleep anywhere but in your arms? Totally adorable.

    • Candy

      August 26, 2011 at 10:20 am

      It’s what gets me through, Sarah!

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