Behind the Smile
Pop quiz! Drew is smiling because __________:
1. He’s recounting the story about how he made his mom lactate at a party over the weekend, causing two large wet spots to appear around her breasts and putting her in the embarrassing position of having to ask the hostess for a blow dryer so she could blow her boobs dry. Ha, haaaaa!
2. He’s happy the Gaddafi regime is crumbling.
3. He mistakenly thinks 10 weeks old is the age at which he gets the keys to the car.
4. He’s cute and he knows it.
5. (HINT: It’s this one) All of the above.