Behind the Smile

Pop quiz!  Drew is smiling because __________:

1.  He’s recounting the story about how he made his mom lactate at a party over the weekend, causing two large wet spots to appear around her breasts and putting her in the embarrassing position of having to ask the hostess for a blow dryer so she could blow her boobs dry.  Ha, haaaaa!

2.  He’s happy the Gaddafi regime is crumbling.

3.  He mistakenly thinks 10 weeks old is the age at which he gets the keys to the car.

4.  He’s cute and he knows it.

5.  (HINT:  It’s this one)  All of the above.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

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