Behind the Smile

Aug 23, 2011 | Filed Under: Uncategorized | Tags: Pop Quiz, Sir Drew

Pop quiz! Drew is smiling because __________:

1. He’s recounting the story about how he made his mom lactate at a party over the weekend, causing two large wet spots to appear around her breasts and putting her in the embarrassing position of having to ask the hostess for a blow dryer so she could blow her boobs dry. Ha, haaaaa!

2. He’s happy the Gaddafi regime is crumbling.

3. He mistakenly thinks 10 weeks old is the age at which he gets the keys to the car.

4. He’s cute and he knows it.

5. (HINT: It’s this one) All of the above.

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About Candy

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

13 Responses to “Behind the Smile”

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Newb says:

Ok, you need to stop posting the cute, cause my husband’s going to kill you. He doesn’t seem to think we need another baby with our youngest being eleven and all. But I want one of these!
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:48 pm - Reply
- Newb says:
  
  But…”blow her boobs dry” – snort!
  August 23rd, 2011 at 1:50 pm - Reply
- Candy says:
  
  I should probably balance out the cute by also noting that he still wakes up every three hours at night, refuses to sleep anywhere outside of my arms during the day, and peed & pooped on me simultaneously today.
  
  Hope that saves me from your husband’s hit list.
  
  And blowing my boobs dry in the back bedroom in the midst of a party was a particularly glamorous moment for me.
  August 23rd, 2011 at 10:09 pm - Reply
  - mrsharrisonford says:
    
    I slept through the night at 6 weeks. My dad loved this! I made up for it by throwing up on all of my parents shirts ;0)
    August 24th, 2011 at 7:53 pm - Reply
    - Candy says:
      
      Any parent would love that. (The sleep, not the soiled shirts.)
      August 26th, 2011 at 10:21 am - Reply
Deeva says:

I am not just saying this- that is one seriously cute baby you’ve got there Candy!!
August 23rd, 2011 at 10:29 pm - Reply
Julie says:

You two seriously make the cutest, most beautiful babies!
August 23rd, 2011 at 11:07 pm - Reply
- Candy says:
  
  How sweet of you to say.
  August 26th, 2011 at 10:17 am - Reply
- Mr. Candy says:
  
  Thanks
  August 27th, 2011 at 9:19 pm - Reply
Eize says:

I combined #3 and #4 = He knows he’s cute and he’s working it to get the keys to the car!
August 24th, 2011 at 9:47 am - Reply
- Candy says:
  
  I think you’re on to something there, Eize.
  August 26th, 2011 at 10:17 am - Reply
Sarah says:

Seriously, how can he be THIS cute?
and as someone WITHOUT children or experience in raising them, I think this smile is worth all those sleepless nights. And his refusal to sleep anywhere but in your arms? Totally adorable.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:08 am - Reply
- Candy says:
  
  It’s what gets me through, Sarah!
  August 26th, 2011 at 10:20 am - Reply