In Case You Were Wondering: Gwyneth Paltrow is Pro-Boob Lift

Aug 18, 2011 | Filed Under: Celebrities, Pop Culture

Gwyneth Paltrow has bravely taken a public stance on The State of Post-Pregnancy Boobs, announcing that she would consider going under the knife to restore her breasts after nursing her children.

The mom of two tells the new German issue of OK! magazine, “Before I didn’t care about it. And I still refuse to use silicone, Botox or other of those gimmicks out of pure vanity. But a breast correction after breastfeeding* — why not? There’s actually nothing else to restore the original condition, isn’t there?”

Well, you can use surgery to lift them.  Or a crane.  Either/or.

*The author of this blog argues that gaining an excessive amount of weight in pregnancy affects the boobs, not so much breastfeeding, but perhaps the author of this blog is just defensive because she is currently breastfeeding.

About Candy

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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3 Responses to “In Case You Were Wondering: Gwyneth Paltrow is Pro-Boob Lift”

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  1. The Laughing Stork » Blog Archive » News Roundup: Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Stance on Breast Lifts; Dogs Thefts on Rise; Bragging About Your Kids says:

    [...] Gwyneth Paltrow takes a bold stance, declares she is pro-boob lift.  [The Celebrity Stork] [...]

  2. mrsharrisonford says:

    How can she be pro boob lift if she doesn’t have any to lift?!

  3. Mangoscloset says:

    Natural boobs are the way to go.



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