Parenting: You Might Be Doing It Wrong

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Hey, I’m not one to judge others’ parenting techniques — after all, there are plenty of people out there willing to do that for me (and to me) — but sometimes, there are clues that someone’s parental instincts might be just a tad off that day.  Like what?  A few photographic examples:

Tiger

"Are you SURE this is a good idea?!" cries Kyle.

Candy

After consuming all that sugar, Emily *still* hasn't slept. And this picture was taken in 1992.

MagicMarkers

Why you should *always* make sure you don't run out of coloring books.

Dryer

Uh-oh. Still looks a little wrinkled. Get back in there!

Toilet

"Darn! He doesn't fit!" sighs Mom.

Mermaid

Why Dad should *not* be in charge of wardrobe.

Mixer

"Hey, Madison's about to lose her tongue in the mixer -- grab the camera!"

Drum

Well, that's ONE way to make sure your kid has an adverse reaction to drums.

Bottle

Because any good dad knows you have to leave your hands free for the remote.

Satan

Maybe if Satan got a little more love like this, he'd be less grumpy.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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