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News Roundup: Giuliana & Bill Rancic Talk Adoption; Woman & Toddler Rob Bank; Restaurants Ban “Brats”

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News Roundup: Giuliana & Bill Rancic Talk Adoption; Woman & Toddler Rob Bank; Restaurants Ban “Brats”

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Awwww.  How nice that this kid got to meet a legend like Hugh Hefner!  [Tots & Giggles]

Giuliana and Bill Rancic discuss the possibility of adoption, surrogacy.  I think they should adopt that little guy who’s always hanging around the E! set.  What’s his name… Ryan?  [The Celebrity Stork]

Deputies say woman with 3-year-old boy robbed bank, then dropped off kid at daycare.   Must have been take your child to work day!  [Bay News]

Pole dancing class for 7-year-olds slammed.  Well, I say it’s never too early to start training to become a Real Housewife!  [MyFoxNY]

More establishments are banning parents with young kids, aka “The Brat Ban.”  Hmpf.  When are restaurants going to make their dining areas Loud Cell Phone Talker-free?   [Babble]

Now I’ve heard it all:  Mouth-washing moms less likely to have a preemie.  I smell a marketing opportunity for Listerine… and it smells like minty booze.  [Reuters]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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