More Fun with Disturbing Baby Shower Cakes

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Good thing heavily pregnant women usually have voracious appetites, because you’d have to be VERY hungry to be willing to dig into any of these beauties…

BBQ

Mmmmm... Pass the A-1 Steak Sauce!

Placenta

Dibs on the bowl of placenta!

Crap

This "friend" obviously holds parenthood in the highest regard. Also: EW.

bab

"Has anybody seen Mom's head and limbs...?"

FetusCake

Because nothing gets a party started like a blood-red fetus cake!

 

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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8 Comments

  1. Eize

    July 27, 2011 at 1:39 am

    Cake baby #1 sure has some ginormous feet. *ulk*

    • Candy

      July 27, 2011 at 10:48 am

      And lips. The lovechild of Angelina Jolie and Paris Hilton!

      • Eize

        July 28, 2011 at 2:15 am

        If s/he’s got wonky eyes, then this is a spawn of Hilton. *shudder*

  2. J-Force

    July 27, 2011 at 5:51 am

    Gotta say the ‘make yourself useful’ one takes the, um, cake.

    • Candy

      July 27, 2011 at 10:48 am

      Ba-dum-tish!

  3. Newb

    July 27, 2011 at 6:05 am

    I almost threw up there with that diaper one. You need to warn people who have just stumbled out of bed and haven’t had their coffee yet. Fairly certain I will never eat peas again.

    • Candy

      July 27, 2011 at 10:55 am

      You’re right; my bad. Although I don’t think that cake would go well with coffee either. Yowza.

  4. Mrs. Harrison Ford

    July 27, 2011 at 11:50 am

    Why people with bad taste should not make baby cakes.

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