More Fun with Disturbing Baby Shower Cakes

Jul 27, 2011 | Filed Under: Baby Shower Cakes Gone Wrong, Baby Shower Hilarity, Food, Slide Shows | Tags: Baby Shower Cakes, Yummy

Good thing heavily pregnant women usually have voracious appetites, because you’d have to be VERY hungry to be willing to dig into any of these beauties…

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Mmmmm... Pass the A-1 Steak Sauce!

Dibs on the bowl of placenta!

This "friend" obviously holds parenthood in the highest regard. Also: EW.

"Has anybody seen Mom's head and limbs...?"

Because nothing gets a party started like a blood-red fetus cake!

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

8 Responses to “More Fun with Disturbing Baby Shower Cakes”

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Eize says:

Cake baby #1 sure has some ginormous feet. *ulk*
July 27th, 2011 at 1:39 am - Reply
- Candy says:
  
  And lips. The lovechild of Angelina Jolie and Paris Hilton!
  July 27th, 2011 at 10:48 am - Reply
  - Eize says:
    
    If s/he’s got wonky eyes, then this is a spawn of Hilton. *shudder*
    July 28th, 2011 at 2:15 am - Reply
J-Force says:

Gotta say the ‘make yourself useful’ one takes the, um, cake.
July 27th, 2011 at 5:51 am - Reply
- Candy says:
  
  Ba-dum-tish!
  July 27th, 2011 at 10:48 am - Reply
Newb says:

I almost threw up there with that diaper one. You need to warn people who have just stumbled out of bed and haven’t had their coffee yet. Fairly certain I will never eat peas again.
July 27th, 2011 at 6:05 am - Reply
- Candy says:
  
  You’re right; my bad. Although I don’t think that cake would go well with coffee either. Yowza.
  July 27th, 2011 at 10:55 am - Reply
Mrs. Harrison Ford says:

Why people with bad taste should not make baby cakes.
July 27th, 2011 at 11:50 am - Reply