Fun Fact: Rachel Zoe’s Four-Month-Old Son Has a Closet Bigger Than Most Homes

Somewhere Suri Cruise is shaking in her high heels, because another high-profile tot is set to knock her off her fashion throne:  Skyler Morrison Berman, four-month-old son of celebrity stylist and reality star Rachel Zoe, who gave ABC’s Juju Chang a tour of Skyler’s massive closet for tonight’s “Primetime Nightline: Celebrity Secrets” special “Mommywood.”  The closet, which can be admired/despised/envied/judged in the video above, includes items such as countless pairs of shoes from designers such as Ralph Lauren and Tods!  And custom-sewn Missoni sweaters!  And a Gucci baby bomber jacket!   Ugh.  It is utterly obscene… that Margherita Missoni obviously forgot to make custom sweaters for my six-week-old son Drew.  Hmpf.  Maybe they got lost in the mail.

Seriously, people.  I need to get back to my pre-toddler weight of 15 pounds so I can get my own mini-Gucci bomber jacket. Just 100 pounds to go! (*AHEM* What…? Stop looking at me like that!)