Fun Fact: Rachel Zoe’s Four-Month-Old Son Has a Closet Bigger Than Most Homes
Somewhere Suri Cruise is shaking in her high heels, because another high-profile tot is set to knock her off her fashion throne: Skyler Morrison Berman, four-month-old son of celebrity stylist and reality star Rachel Zoe, who gave ABC’s Juju Chang a tour of Skyler’s massive closet for tonight’s “Primetime Nightline: Celebrity Secrets” special “Mommywood.” The closet, which can be admired/despised/envied/judged in the video above, includes items such as countless pairs of shoes from designers such as Ralph Lauren and Tods! And custom-sewn Missoni sweaters! And a Gucci baby bomber jacket! Ugh. It is utterly obscene… that Margherita Missoni obviously forgot to make custom sweaters for my six-week-old son Drew. Hmpf. Maybe they got lost in the mail.
Seriously, people. I need to get back to my pre-toddler weight of 15 pounds so I can get my own mini-Gucci bomber jacket. Just 100 pounds to go! (*AHEM* What…? Stop looking at me like that!)