Fun Fact: Rachel Zoe’s Four-Month-Old Son Has a Closet Bigger Than Most Homes

Jul 27, 2011

Baby Style, Celebrities

Somewhere Suri Cruise is shaking in her high heels, because another high-profile tot is set to knock her off her fashion throne: Skyler Morrison Berman, four-month-old son of celebrity stylist and reality star Rachel Zoe, who gave ABC’s Juju Chang a tour of Skyler’s massive closet for tonight’s “Primetime Nightline: Celebrity Secrets” special “Mommywood.” The closet, which can be admired/despised/envied/judged in the video above, includes items such as countless pairs of shoes from designers such as Ralph Lauren and Tods! And custom-sewn Missoni sweaters! And a Gucci baby bomber jacket! Ugh. It is utterly obscene… that Margherita Missoni obviously forgot to make custom sweaters for my six-week-old son Drew. Hmpf. Maybe they got lost in the mail.

Seriously, people. I need to get back to my pre-toddler weight of 15 pounds so I can get my own mini-Gucci bomber jacket. Just 100 pounds to go! (*AHEM* What…? Stop looking at me like that!)

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

1 CommentLeave a comment

Erin says:

Jul 28, 2011 at 11:21 am

Ppfftt forget the kidsc send it my way please! My closet is *gasp* shockingly bare of said Gucci and Tods.

Shoe size: 8
Purse size: ANY
Clothing size: ILL STARVE TO FIT IN IT

Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).