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The Laughing Stork Gossip Exclusive: Blind Item

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The Laughing Stork Gossip Exclusive: Blind Item

Which children’s TV host lives on a strict diet of cabbage soup and sugar-free Jolly Ranchers in order to fit into his figure-hugging costume?  Sources say the host has become so obsessive about his weight that he insists all vending machines be covered with tarps while he’s working on the studio lot and watches old episodes of Ally McBeal before he goes to bed for “thinspiration.”

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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