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News Roundup: More Moms Getting High (No, Not on Life) & Pregnancy Simulation Dress Getting Panned
Behold the pregnancy simulation dress. But does it give you hemorrhoids and a ten-pound kid sitting on your bladder…? [AOL]
Could a mom have gotten away with writing the book, Go the F-ck To Sleep? Probably not… mostly because she would be too busy actually trying to get the kid to go the f-ck to sleep. [Babble]
Never-before-seen tips from Battle Hymn Of The Tiger Mother. Highlight: “To ensure academic excellence, inform your children that there is a mark higher than an A-plus and then shame them for failing to attain it.” [The Onion]
Graduation cakes that will make you “reach for the sky” — and for more icing to cover the text. [Cake Wrecks]
A fun birthday party idea for kids. All you need is an unmarked van and chloroform! [Tots & Giggles]
More moms are smoking pot to unwind. In related news, sales of Doritos in suburban areas have skyrocketed. [New York Post]