Celebrities
Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Seek Tutor Who Can Teach Four Languages — and Flies with Umbrella
If you are super-smart, athletic, musically gifted, multilingual, willing to travel the world and work two to four hours a day, and have an appreciation for fruit-based baby names… then, wow, have we got just the job for you!
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are looking for a tutor for their two kids, Apple, 7, and Moses, 5, with a friend of the couple telling The Sun, “They’re looking for someone with amazing qualifications — fluent in languages, able to play two instruments and sporty. It’s likely the tutor will be Oxbridge-educated.”
Ability to fly with an umbrella…? Preferred.
Their ad requests applicants who can teach Ancient Greek, Latin, French and Spanish to Moses and Apple — no surprise, I suppose, considering Chris Martin studied at University College London, where he graduated with First Class honours in Greek and Latin. La-di-da.
Perks include all expenses paid, free use of a West London flat and free travel with the couple and their kids when they fly abroad — plus a $98,000 salary for working a few hours a day.
Not to mention a lifetime supply of View from the Top DVDs! (Seriously. The studio can’t find any other suckers.)
