The Laughing Stork Launches New Line of Brutally Honest Birth Announcements

May 26, 2011 | Filed Under: Babies, Satire, Slide Shows | Tags: Birth Announcements

Just imagine if people were completely truthful with their birth announcements. How entertaining they would be…!

Baby Freedom’s would likely be a combination of #1 and 4. Oh, those sneaky Hawaiian Mai-Tais!

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About Candy

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

7 Responses to “The Laughing Stork Launches New Line of Brutally Honest Birth Announcements”

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Stephania Andrade says:

Complete ridiculous and hilarious! I hope I get some input when my sister send her birth announcements and I’ll be borrowing one of these ideas.
May 26th, 2011 at 3:48 pm - Reply
dayelily says:

Mine would be #7… My baby is adorable, but couldn’t he have looked at least a *little* like my side of the family????
May 26th, 2011 at 7:08 pm - Reply
- Candy says:
  
  Yup, that would have been Miss Skye’s!
  May 26th, 2011 at 8:50 pm - Reply
Mrs. Harrison Ford says:

Seriously funny, yet again!
May 27th, 2011 at 7:45 am - Reply
melanie says:

Number 6 is ours for sure. That was actually our conversation on the way home from the hospital and following the massive meltdown the kid had after walking in the front door. Apparently he didn’t like our house at first?
May 27th, 2011 at 2:07 pm - Reply
Langtry says:

You really need to market these, Candy!
July 12th, 2011 at 11:59 am - Reply
Sunshine Kisses says:

Those are hilarious!
March 29th, 2012 at 2:35 am - Reply