The Laughing Stork Launches New Line of Brutally Honest Birth Announcements

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Just imagine if people were completely truthful with their birth announcements. How entertaining they would be…! (Although admittedly not as sweet.) Which inspired us to launch this first batch of Totally Honest Birth Announcements (THBA):
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Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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  • Complete ridiculous and hilarious! I hope I get some input when my sister send her birth announcements and I’ll be borrowing one of these ideas.

  • Mine would be #7… My baby is adorable, but couldn’t he have looked at least a *little* like my side of the family????

  • Number 6 is ours for sure. That was actually our conversation on the way home from the hospital and following the massive meltdown the kid had after walking in the front door. Apparently he didn’t like our house at first?

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