So What (I’m Still a Pregnant Rockstar)

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Pink-Pregnant-May2011About eight or nine months pregnant, Pink stepped out in Santa Monica on Wednesday, getting her nails done at Zumdior — gotta make sure the nails are photo-ready at all times, you know, when nearing the end of pregnancy (labor only lasts for hours, but those hospital pictures are FOREVER) before grabbing a drink at Urth Caffé with her hubby, motocross racer Carey Hart.

“This baby just drop kicked me in the ribs,” the singer, 31, Tweeted this week. “Fight fair!”

She’s “going to be awesome” as a mom, Pink’s hubby, 35, told People recently.  Awwww.  “She’s just so connected and so ready to be a mother.”

And we are so ready for some overdue morning sickness-inspired songs:

I guess I just tossed my breakfast
Can see where my hash browns went
So I’m gonna stick to saltines
As my husband gorges himself, all content
I got a bloated belly
I’m missing my six-pack, all right
I wanna crawl into bed
I wanna say nighty-night

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
I wanna say nighty-night
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
I WANNA SAY NIGHTY-NIGHT!

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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