36 Weeks, 4 Days

May 25, 2011 | Filed Under: Pregnancy Humor | Tags: Whoa

The point at which even your measuring tape sighs, “That’s it. I quit.”

Yikes.

Yowza!

Whoa.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

12 Responses to “36 Weeks, 4 Days”

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Deeva says:

If you hadn’t posted the bare belly shot I would have sworn you had just stuck a pillow under there!!
May 25th, 2011 at 10:55 pm - Reply
- Candy says:
  
  Wouldn’t that be something? Just kidding about the pregnancy! And bed rest! And betting pool! Ha, haaaa! Psych.
  May 26th, 2011 at 10:10 am - Reply
Eize says:

That’s some bun in the oven, hun.
May 26th, 2011 at 2:07 am - Reply
- Candy says:
  
  Yup. This one’s going to be a bruiser.
  May 26th, 2011 at 10:07 am - Reply
Julie says:

Pregnancy suits you so well, even this one with all the difficulties do you use anything specific for stretch marks? (since you don’t seem to have any)
May 26th, 2011 at 3:30 am - Reply
- Candy says:
  
  You’re too kind! (Although I was brought back down to earth by the Starbucks parking attendant this morning when she saw my belly and exclaimed, “Eating good, huh?!”)
  
  I’ve been lucky on the stretch mark front. Not doing anything special… I think a combination of drinking a ton of water and not gaining an excessive amount of weight (I’m on track to gain the same amount of weight as my first pregnancy, about 22 lbs.) really goes a long way.
  May 26th, 2011 at 10:05 am - Reply
Kate says:

Compared to the women in my family, you are teeny tiny. So cute!
May 26th, 2011 at 7:48 am - Reply
- Candy says:
  
  Thanks, Kate! The big pregnant lady will take all the compliments she can get at this point.
  May 26th, 2011 at 10:06 am - Reply
Mrs. Harrison Ford says:

Congrats to you and your cervix! You are such a cute pregnant lady!
May 26th, 2011 at 11:17 am - Reply
- Candy says:
  
  Seacrest would thank you, but he’s too short to reach the keyboard.
  May 26th, 2011 at 10:20 pm - Reply
Ana O. says:

Your so cute as a preggo lady! I love it. I’m seriously scared to have children with my husband. They have 10lb children in his family. My sis-in-law walked around with people asking if she was having triplets. You look GOOD.
May 26th, 2011 at 8:15 pm - Reply
- Candy says:
  
  Very sweet of you to say, Ana O. My family also has a history of Hulk-like babies (9-11 lbs.) and this one is measuring along those lines. *GULP*
  May 26th, 2011 at 10:24 pm - Reply