Kourtney Kardashian — GASP! — Gains Weight Post-Breastfeeding

Kourtney Kardashian has — GASP! — regained a little weight since she stopped breastfeeding son Mason, 16 months, as so many moms do.  Or, as Us Weekly kindly put it, “the reality star has packed on the pounds!”

“Wow. I have gained almost 10 pounds since I stopped breastfeeding,” Kourtney Tweeted Monday. “Time to step up my workout game & get over to Rite Aid for some Quicktrim!”

You hear that?  That’s the sound of Quicktrim depositing more money in Kourtney’s bank account.

Even though the 32-year-old mom credits her son’s breastfeeding for initially helping her lose her baby weight, sister Kim hasn’t always been a fan of the practice.  Last June, Kim, 30, came under fire for writing on her Twitter page: “EWW I’m at lunch, the woman at the table next to me is breastfeeding her baby with no cover-up!”

As you can imagine, that went over splendidly with the mom crowd.  A mighty crowd, we are!  Afraid of the mommy wrath, Kim later defended her tweets: “My sister breastfeeds! It’s a natural, beautiful thing. But she covers herself [and doesn’t do it] with her boobs exposed.”

Boobs exposed.  Hmmmm… I thought Kim was a big advocate of that practice.