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From Biggest Loser to Biggest Addition: Jillian Michaels Files Papers to Adopt Baby from the Congo

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From Biggest Loser to Biggest Addition: Jillian Michaels Files Papers to Adopt Baby from the Congo

JillianMichaesThe Biggest Loser trainer Jillian Michaels, 37, who endeared herself to millions of moms last year by proclaiming to Women’s Health, “I’m going to adopt. I can’t handle doing that to my body,” has announced that she has made progress on the adoption front.

“My dossier, which is your paperwork portfolio, is in to the Democratic Republic of the Congo,” she tells Us. “So the paperwork is done, and now it’s just a waiting game.”

You hear that?  That’s the sound of Angelina Jolie and Madonna expressing their befuddlement about having to “wait” to adopt a baby from Africa.  Waiting game?!  What is this “waiting game” of which you speak…?

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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