The Laughing Stork Gossip Exclusive: Blind Item
May 6, 2011 | Filed Under: Satire | Tags: Blind Item
Which tiny feathered TV star fakes her “endearing” speech impediment in order to simply mess with children’s language development? According to behind-the-set sources, it is all part of her plan to exact revenge on humans for turning many of her ancestors into foie gras. Se-wiously.