The Laughing Stork Gossip Exclusive: Blind Item

Which tiny feathered TV star fakes her “endearing” speech impediment in order to simply mess with children’s language development?  According to behind-the-set sources, it is all part of her plan to exact revenge on humans for turning many of her ancestors into foie gras.  Se-wiously.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

5 thoughts on “The Laughing Stork Gossip Exclusive: Blind Item

  1. Sarah

    Ming Ming is faking it?? Silly duck(ling). Great now I have the song stuck in my head! Dang you and your short cervix Candy!! Cervix!! 😉

    1. Candy Post author

      Bwa-ha-ha! I shouldn’t be the only one with that freakin’ song stuck in my head!

      “This is se-wious…”

      –Candy’s Short, Evil Cervix

  2. Liz

    Asian faking a speech impediment? Tina Cohen-Chang, anybody? Now we know where Matthew Morrison gets his ideas from!


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