The Eldest Daughter

Our Cinco de Mayo kitty, Marcy, may turn the big 1-0 today, but at least she doesn’t look as old as this photograph, which appears to have been taken during the Civil War Era. Or at least during the Era of When Grocery Stores Still Processed Disposable Cameras. Yes! Way back then.
Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.
For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.
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Julie says:
Aww Happy 10th Birthday Marcy!!
May 5th, 2011 at 11:51 am -Julie says:
Oh and I might add: Mr Candy obviously found the secret to eternal youth, he doesn’t look a day older today, I’m just a tad jealous
May 5th, 2011 at 11:53 am -Candy says:
I know, right? Lucky bastard. Must be his healthy diet of Cheetos and Diet Coke.
May 5th, 2011 at 1:22 pm -Mr. Candy says:
Mr. Candy’s Secrets to Looking Young
1) Don’t change your hair style. If your hair looks the same year after year, people think you look the same year after year
2) Don’t change your “style” If you clothes and accessories (e.g., glasses) look the same year to year, you look the same year to year
3) Fuzzy photographs
May 5th, 2011 at 1:35 pm -Newb says:
I think Mr. Candy needs to start his own blog!
May 5th, 2011 at 6:30 pm -Kate says:
Awwww! How Cute is she???!!!
May 5th, 2011 at 1:25 pm -Daleann says:
Happy Birthday Marcy! She probably looks at this and remembers, “oh, the days of being an only child…if only.” ;o)
May 5th, 2011 at 1:32 pm -Mrs. Harrison Ford says:
Happy Birthday, Marcy!
May 5th, 2011 at 7:51 pm -Eize says:
Happy Birthday, Marcy!
May 6th, 2011 at 12:52 am -