Celebrities

The Laughing Stork’s Celebrity DILF #22: Eric Dane

Published on May 3, 2011

Eric Dane

Deets: 39 years old; born in San Francisco; actor

Family Low-Down: Two daughters two and under: Billie Beatrice and Georgia Geraldine with wife Rebecca Gayheart

DILF-able Qualities: We know he’s open to videotaping, having threesomes with Miss Teen USAs… you know, the usual dad stuff.

What we imagine Eric’s O-face looks like:

What? Don’t YOU wear sunglasses in bed?

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Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).