News Roundup: Zsa Zsa Gabor to Become a New Mom & Television to Become Less Soapy

Apr 15, 2011 | Filed Under: In the News | Tags: Weekly News Roundup

“17 images that will ruin your childhood.” I must admit, I AM devastated that R2-D2 wears bucket hats. I always took him for more of a fedora kind of Droid. [Cracked]

Excessive TSA pat-down leaves 6-year-old in tears. Government defends actions, claiming they had to make sure she wasn’t hiding something that could cause harm to other passengers — like a Hannah Montana DVD. [Time]

Zsa Zsa Gabor to become new mother at 94, husband says. Judge not — she’ll only be 115 when the kid graduates from college! [CNN]

Don’t say sorry: Why one mom is removing “sorry” from her kids’ vocabularies. I agree; I much prefer “My most humble apologies, your highness.” [Babble]

Television just lost a lot of evil twins and prolonged heated stares: ABC cancels ‘One Life to Live’ and ‘All My Children.’ [Today]

Headline of the day: “Jelly bean resembling Kate Middleton to fetch £500.” Only a matter of time ’til they marry off the jelly bean with a piece of toast bearing the image of Prince William. [Telegraph]

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