“Ain’t Gonna Pee-Pee My Bed Tonight”

Apr 8, 2011 | Filed Under: Videos | Tags: , , ,

The song I will sing to myself before going to sleep tonight.  (Pregnancy:  Ain’t it a bitch.)

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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4 Responses to ““Ain’t Gonna Pee-Pee My Bed Tonight””

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  1. Mrs. Harrison Ford says:

    I’d like to see your music video for this. Complete with Mr. Candy, Miss Skye, and the cats.

  2. Jenn F. says:

    I saw this video for the first time a few weeks ago, and found it fabulously creepy in a way that I just can’t comprehend. So of course I had no choice but to follow my husband around the house, bent over, knees swinging in and out, while I sang it in my best gravelly voice. Never fails to make him laugh.



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