Storktionary Term of the Day: Extreme Closeup
Apr 5, 2011 | Filed Under: Storktionary | Tags: Word of the Day
Extreme Closeup (n.)
1. The manner in which all children insist on viewing videos and television, despite their parents’ impassioned and medically-proven warning that it will cause their eyes to fall out of their sockets.
2. The ideal viewing range for kids; if their breath produces fog on the screen, then this ideal viewing range has been achieved.