Cats Reacting to Childbirth [SLIDE SHOW]

Mar 30, 2011 | Filed Under: Funny Animal and Pet Photos, Pet Humor, Slide Shows | Tags: Cats Reacting to Women Giving Birth, Pictures

It has been suggested to me that I find productive, meaningful ways to pass the time on bed rest — and I’m proud to report that I sunk my teeth into one such life-changing project: A slideshow I’ve put together of CATS REACTING TO THE MIRACULOUS SIGHT OF CHILDBIRTH. Captions underneath.

A Nobel Peace Prize in my honor can’t be far behind.

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"Okay, I was NOT expecting that."

You humans are so weak. I gave birth to EIGHT BABIES AT ONCE, for crying out loud."

"Henry, you told me they came from THE STORK."

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN

*PASSED OUT*

"Tell me when it's over." [Yes! A surprise canine appearance.]

"Ew."

"Ha, ha, ha! I'm so glad I'm fixed."

[SPEECHLESS FOR DAYS]

"Omigosh, I need to go apologize to my mommy."

"Egads! It's like pushing a kitty bowl through a straw!"

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF KIBBLE --!

"Wow! That's a BABY coming out of there! How cool is that?"

"Here, honey. You deserve some flowers."

Thank goodness I pursued dermatology instead.

"And you made me watch this because...?"

"Could be worse. You could be pushing ME out."

"Is it over yet?"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever -- LOOK AT OUR TONGUES!"

"All right, I surrender! I promise not to eat the plants again if you don't make me watch any more..."

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About Candy

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

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Aunt J says:

Aunt J thinks this is why husbands should stay positioned above the waist at all times in the delivery room
March 31st, 2011 at 12:44 pm - Reply