Cats Reacting to Childbirth [SLIDE SHOW]

It has been suggested to me that I find productive, meaningful ways to pass the time on bed rest — and I’m proud to report that I sunk my teeth into one such life-changing project:  A slideshow I’ve put together of CATS REACTING TO THE MIRACULOUS SIGHT OF CHILDBIRTH.  Captions underneath.

A Nobel Peace Prize in my honor can’t be far behind.

WasNotExpectingThat

"Okay, I was NOT expecting that."

Cat-Bored

You humans are so weak. I gave birth to EIGHT BABIES AT ONCE, for crying out loud."

Stork

"Henry, you told me they came from THE STORK."

cat-frightened

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN

PassedOut

*PASSED OUT*

CoveringEyes

"Tell me when it's over." [Yes! A surprise canine appearance.]

Cat-Yuck

"Ew."

CatLaughing2

"Ha, ha, ha! I'm so glad I'm fixed."

Cat-YIKES

[SPEECHLESS FOR DAYS]

Kitten-Gah

"Omigosh, I need to go apologize to my mommy."

cat-homebirth

"Egads! It's like pushing a kitty bowl through a straw!"

Cat-FortheLoveofGod

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF KIBBLE --!

CatLaughing

"Wow! That's a BABY coming out of there! How cool is that?"

cat-flowers

"Here, honey. You deserve some flowers."

Cardiology

Thank goodness I pursued dermatology instead.

AndYouMadeMeWatchThisBecause

"And you made me watch this because...?"

FatCat

"Could be worse. You could be pushing ME out."

cat-underpaper

"Is it over yet?"

Tongues

"Yeah, yeah, whatever -- LOOK AT OUR TONGUES!"

Surrender

"All right, I surrender! I promise not to eat the plants again if you don't make me watch any more..."

 

 

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Candy

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur.

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