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News Roundup: Cougar Fail; Mom Fail; Mr. T. Win

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News Roundup: Cougar Fail; Mom Fail; Mr. T. Win

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Cougar Fail

After being denied a kiss yesterday by a neighbor 39 years her junior, a 92-year-old Florida woman allegedly returned to her home, retrieved a .380 semi-automatic handgun, and fired several shots into the man’s residence.  Well, no wonder — she wasted an entire Sharpie on him!  [Smoking Gun]

A mom confesses that she loves her son more than her daughter.  Complete with a picture of them.  There goes her “Best Mom Ever” mug for Mother’s Day.  [Babble]

Daily Mail breaks this important story wide open:  “Pregnant Jessica Alba makes fashion misstep as she teams socks with garish peep-toe platforms!”  [Daily Mail]

Because no Friday would be complete without a post with pictures of babies dressed as Mr. T. [BuzzFeed]

Taking peek-a-boo! to a whole new level of creepiness:  New PreVue Pregnancy Belt shows the world your womb. [Insider]

Your daily dose of “awwww”:  This pillow deserves a kitty treat.  [The Berry]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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