Awesome Pregnancy Photos [SLIDE SHOW]

Mar 22, 2011 | Filed Under: Awesome Family Photos, Awkward Pregnancy Photos, Pregnancy Humor, Slide Shows

And by “awesome,” I mean WHOA.

I’ve never taken any particularly artistic or interesting photos of my bump, just a few standard shots for posterity. But now I’m beginning to feel lame that I don’t have a picture of me in all my pregnant glory, with rose petals strewn across my baby maker and lasers shooting out of my nipples. I mean, what a sweet Easter card that would make!

Speaking of Easter, here are some of those awesome pregnancy photos I’ve come across, including a few that have made me view bunnies in a whole different light.

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A beautiful expression of how they conceived by boinking like rabbits

Nothing fancy here! This mom just wanted a natural, candid shot.

Making Janet Jackson proud with the "Boob Cup" pose. Also, giving birth to a flower...? That's one heck of a flower delivery.

Awwww. Congrats on your bouncing bundle of beer, Dad!

I take it this hasn't been the best of pregnancies?

I think we already know somebody took a ride on that.

Um, certainly alleviates the need for ultrasounds!

It's the strategically-placed gloves that REALLY make this picture.

This raises the age-old question: What to buy for the stick-figure laser baby?

Classily practicing his greeting for his unborn daughter's future suitors.

"If you take one more picture of me, I swear -- I WILL KILL THIS WATERMELON!"

Just watch -- the kid will turn out to be more of a geranium fan and DEVASTATE his mom.

Boobs that shoot sunshine! Hope she harnesses that power for good.

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About Candy

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who enjoy blanketing every inch of the house in kitty fur. For more of Candy's nonsense, check out her personal Twitter, The Laughing Stork's Twitter and The Laughing Stork's Facebook page.

10 Responses to “Awesome Pregnancy Photos [SLIDE SHOW]”

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Jenni says:

Pictures 1 and 3 appear to be the same couple? Are my eyes deceiving me? So many themes, so little time….
March 22nd, 2011 at 12:17 pm - Reply
- Candy says:
  
  Wow, good call! They are *especially* creative.
  March 22nd, 2011 at 12:25 pm - Reply
gillian says:

My eyes hurt.
March 22nd, 2011 at 2:38 pm - Reply
Eize says:

e-GADS!
March 23rd, 2011 at 1:04 am - Reply
Deeva says:

WHOA is right!!
March 23rd, 2011 at 9:11 am - Reply
Tracy says:

I just wanted to say that was one of the most user-friendly slideshows I have ever seen. So often it takes forever to scroll to the next picture or reposition it on your page. Thanks for the ease and simplicity! Love your website and hope you’re surviving OK through your bedrest.
March 24th, 2011 at 9:49 am - Reply
- Candy says:
  
  That is so great to hear, Tracy, because my Web designer searched hard for a good slideshow plug-in, which is surprisingly difficult to find.
  March 24th, 2011 at 10:35 am - Reply
adriana says:

I can’t decide which one is my favorite…
March 24th, 2011 at 6:14 pm - Reply
Mrs. Harrison Ford says:

Oh my God, why? Where is my eye bleach?
March 25th, 2011 at 7:32 am - Reply
Meg Mc says:

The father flipping off whilst cupping her breasts has to my personal favorite. Somewhere, there is a pediatric behavioral specialist thanking the Lord above for job security.
May 12th, 2013 at 3:01 pm - Reply