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News Roundup: The First Wives’ Cake; A Delicious Chinese Delicacy for Your Family; Elula Lottie Miriam(?!)

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News Roundup: The First Wives’ Cake; A Delicious Chinese Delicacy for Your Family; Elula Lottie Miriam(?!)

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The retirement cake that may reveal too much.  “Start talking, mister, or you’ll be looking for wife #2 real fast.”  [CakeWrecks]

Isla Fisher and Sasha Baron Cohen‘s six-month-old daughter’s name finally revealed:  Elula Lottie Miriam Cohen.  Hmmm.  Now I can understand why they were keeping it a secret.  [Us Weekly]

Well, this is sad… “Intruder Calls 911, Afraid Homeowner May Have Gun.”  When you can’t trust the person you’re robbing, who CAN you trust?  [KTLA]

Martha Stewart becomes a grandma.  Only the baby is not allowed to call her “grandma.”  Or keep her (non)grandma’s expensive gifts.  What a precious time for all!  [People]

Your Laughing Stork Recipe of the day:  “Traditional chefs in China are hoping their local specialty — spring eggs hardboiled in boys’ urine — will catch on worldwide.”  YUM.  If you’re making them at your house, I’ll take a dozen!  [Orange UK]

 

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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